“Omg, why Nick and Hannah still?” —NP
“If there is anyone we don’t need to catch up with, it is Katie.” —AM
“Take a shot every time Hannah calls Katie her best friend.” —JG
“Who is Katie in this world.” —SM
“Guys,did you notice Taylor’s dad fast asleep behind Katie.” —NP
Finally, our long, national nightmare is over. Time for Leo and Brittany.
“OMG the analogy, the food has feelings, who is the pasta and who is the steak! Woof.” —SR
“Compared to Ramses and Stephen, I really don’t hate Leo.” —NP
“WTF is this song for the Miami montage.” —SM
“They’re friends? That is the twist I didn’t see coming.” —AM
“I love that they’re friends! I feel that’s the mark of him being a nice person.” —NP
“‘Why?’ —My husband, when Leo said he talks to Brittany on the phone for an hour a day.” —AM
Now it’s time to interrogate another misbehaving man: Stephen, you’re up. Explain the infamous sleep study sexts.
“Stephen is the ick personified.” —SR
“Stephen. Ugh. He is so gross. I’m sorry. He has literally no shame.” —NP
“Stephen is trying to spin this and it’s so transparent.” —SM
“My husband also did a sleep study test and trust me there was nothing sexy about that environment.” —AM
“Going straight from heart conditions to fetishes. I need to meet this girl Stephen sexted with.” —SM
“They’ve never met in person and have never talked since, but got deep on her heart condition? Okay.” —AM
“Don’t forget the fetishes.” —SM
Our final couple, Alex and Tim, also had a sleep-related breakup. It’s their turn to talk.
“Everyone looking away is how I feel RN.” —SR
“My thoughts on Alex and Tim: horribly mismatched, both of them better off, probably both realize it now and don’t care.” —SM
“They keep clarifying stuff and I keep…not caring.” —SR
“I feel like Tim wants everything his way. He’s not massively accommodating. It kind of feels like he treats people around him like they’re all in the military. They are so terribly mismatched.” —NP
“‘The hate you projected onto me was like I killed your dog’—that’s true.” —SR
“Sorry to these two…but I just don’t care.” —SM
“Yeah, I’m bored. On another note, Alex does look great.” —JG
“Why are Katie and Marissa’s mom friends now? Are they…best friends?” —SM
Now that we’ve exhausted every fight each couple can have, we are getting an update on…Jessica from season 1 for some reason! She’s married now and has a baby. Cute! We also got updates on Marshall from season 4 and Nancy from season 3.
“Wait, who are these people lol.” —JG
It’s the moment we’ve all been waiting for: Taylor’s parents Tom and Fong are here! And Taylor and Garrett are sharing more updates.
“QTpies.” —SR
“Fong and Tom must be like, why are we here?” —AM
“The mustache look is WORKING for me Garrett.” —SR
“The London look was the best. He’s on a hair odyssey.” —NP
“The stache and grown-out hair is the look,” —SR
“We need to tell him! Taylor, tell him!” —SM
We end the reunion by looking ahead t0 season 8, which will take place in Minneapolis. And three of the future pod-sters are here!
So, what’s everyone’s last thoughts?
“That was 5/10.” —NP
“IDK this reunion was a little more heated than I anticipated, a lot of arguing.” —JG
“I hope there are more mature, successful couples in Minneapolis because the drama is wearing thin.” —AM
“At least Vanessa didn’t ask about babies.” —SM
This feature originally appeared on Glamour US.