Halloween is quickly approaching, and if you’re anything like me, you’ve been spending the month prepping a couples’ costume for you and your boo, carving pumpkins, and indulging your sweet tooth with seasonal candy. But as all Halloween bitches know, October is the most superior month of the year (sorry, December) because it lets you tap into all things spooky, scary, and sexy. Yes, that’s right. Sexy. Halloween sex appeal isn’t just costumes thrown together with pieces of skimpy lingerie (although we do love them) — there’s a whole other kind of goody to stick into your trick-or-treat bag this month. That’s right: We’re here to talk about Halloween sex toys.
When it comes to the intersection of Halloween and sex, there’s no shortage of overlap. Want to role-play getting railed by your favorite horror movie villain? There’s a sex toy for that. How about getting boned by a literal bone? From tentacle-shaped dildos for the monster-lovers to candy corn-shaped butt plugs, there’s a wide variety of Halloween sex toys that range from kitschy and fun to downright creepy. That’s why we’ve parsed through the spookiest side of the internet to bring you all the best Halloween sex toys and accessories, no matter what kind of of Halloweird you’re into. Keep reading to check out 24 scary good Halloween sex toys you’re going to want to buy ASAP to get into the spirit — or get the spirit into you.