Quiet vibrators – in our minds, the best vibrator type around – are a God send for orgasms on the DL. Of course, there’s absolutely nothing wrong with noise, whether it’s coming from you, your vibrator or your partner. Sex – in all its glory – is natural and you should never be ashamed of having it. It’s just that sometimes life calls for discretion. We don’t always want everyone to know the ins and outs of our private lives.
Some people have paper-thin walls with roommates or kids that hear everything, and some just prefer to do their thing in silence. Whatever your circumstances, muted toys and silent vibrators exist for a reason, proving your self pleasure needn’t be sacrificed.
Thankfully, we’ve done the legwork and have put together a list of the best, whisper-quiet vibrators out there. And don’t worry – they still pack a punch. Here’s to orgasming as much as you like in total peace and quiet.
Best quiet vibrators at a glance:
- Best quiet vibrator overall: Womanizer OG Pleasure Air G-Spot Stimulator, WAS £179.99 NOW £143.99, Lovehoney
- Best quiet rabbit vibrator: Fifty Shades of Grey Greedy Girl G-Spot Rabbit Vibrator, WAS £79.99 NOW £63.99, Lovehoney
- Best quiet bullet vibrator: Smile Makers The Surfer, £19.95, Beauty Bay
- Best quiet clit vibrator: Smile Makers The French Lover, WAS £49.95 NOW £42.45, Beauty Bay
- Best quiet g-spot vibrator: ENIGMA, WAS £189 NOW £141.55, LELO
What is a quiet vibrator?
Literally what they say on the tin, quiet vibrators are the best sex toys as they don’t make much (if any) noise when you use them. Sometimes reading the descriptions and reviews of sex toys online feels a bit too serious and can kill the mood, but it’s often where you’ll find out which one is right for you. Look for the specifications to see whether it mentions volume; the quiet vibrators will usually have something like ‘near-silent’ as a key pointer.