When it comes to Pride, it doesn’t matter which stripe of the flag you identify with — June is the queer community’s time to shine. And no company is shining that light harder than Cute Little Fuckers, a gender-neutral sex toy company that made headlines in 2019 after tripling its original Kickstarter goal. The brand was created by, and for, nonbinary people in an attempt to make sex toys more accessible. And they’ve succeeded in spades (and then some). The obvious draw (besides the toys’ adorable pages and “personalities”) is that none of the toys emulate any kind of biological body part, which is fantastic news for gender-diverse people who don’t want to risk triggering gender dysphoria during their playtime. According to the Mayo Clinic, gender dysphoria is “the feeling of discomfort or distress that might occur in people whose gender identity differs from their sex assigned at birth or sex-related physical characteristics.” And when it comes to sex toys, there are seemingly endless veiny, flesh-colored options that look (and sometimes feel) all too real. So, if you’re not looking to get dicked down by a toy that looks like — well — a dick, Cute Little Fuckers is the sex toy company for you.
Broken into gender-neutral sex toy categories like internal, external, and butt-safe, the vast and wacky array of internal and external vibrators in all kinds of shapes, colors, and textures are totally smile-inducing. They are — literally — cute little fuckers. Needless to say, I’m not alone in being obsessed with these quirky vibrators, which are currently available in identity-specific, flag-colored bundles for Pride. Meet all the CLFs below, and grab one today. They’re made for everyone (even you!) and are literally out of this world.